amoying:

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

homie ur about to be cooked medium rare and sacrificed

(Source: impastabowl)

sproutoftheblue:

CLASSIC

eriannny:

we all ugly to somebody don’t trip

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

metidation:

r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???

  • girl: come over
  • guy: im gay
  • girl: my parents arent home
  • guy: im literally gay

(Source: ellendegeneres)