s00tball:

guykneecologist:

This.

THANK FUCKING YOU, YES. FUCK.


EVERYONE READ AND PREACH THIS.
YES.

(Source: mynameiscollins)

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(Source: ogtmoreno)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

ambletrees:

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

omg thank u